This is a seeming satirical piece that mocks the S ex life of South
Africans who have been rumoured to have a special preference for the
doggy
style during pleasure sessions.
style during pleasure sessions.
South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has made a shocking discovery after three years of gruelling research.
It appears the Minister has found the cure for stroke and cancer and he
says, the antidote to these high death causing diseases resides in our
sexual desires.
Speaking to The Insider, the 58-year-old former Limpopo MEC said he had
started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of
stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed
obsession with the sexually exhilarating and yet dangerous style; doggy.
Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or stroke,
he said that during his research, he found out that the high pumping of
blood during s*x, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins
in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.
On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue
and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful se_xual position
for men is doggy, hence the connection is more than clear.”
Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas
day and Valentine is harmless but enjoying that each night is suicidal,
the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot
these days.
The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website,
“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the
results of the full research on the Ministry website, www.doh.gov.za”
He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba
to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.
This expensive joke of report has gone viral in South Africa with people laughing it off.
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