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Thursday, 12 January 2017

Diary of a Lagos Bachelor: My Crazy New Year S*x with an Akwa Ibom Girl

This current harmattan season accompanied with general dryness and coldness could be so teasing to the body especially down below.

The early morning erections always refuse to go away. This tortures the brain so much and could affect one’s sleeping pattern with the entire body sleeping while the manhood stands out erect like a local vigilante.
I was in Benin, Edo State for the Yuletide and my girlfriend or let me truthfully say girlfriends were in Lagos. I am not a s*x addict but I love it when it comes hot at least once in a month with me firing about three to four shots on a good Friday night after a stressful week at work.
It is very therapeutic. Its the best way of relaxing the mind, body nerves and muscles, clearing the head and having a smooth sleep. After the strenuous s*x, make sure you have a cold-bath, drink some cups of juice or munch some fruits according to your appetite, take some simple snacks and sleep off in a well-ventilated room sprayed to eliminate mosquitoes. You will certainly feel unbelievable the next morning.
Well, after about 10 days of being horny, events got out of hand for me and I started becoming so restless. Konji has a way of messing with the brains in a million irritating ways. Since I wasn’t based in the South-southern part of Nigeria, it was difficult for me to organize s*x. I just wanted fun alone. It became crystal-clear that I would have to buy s*x. I decided to exploit the facilities provided by the social media which has suffered the influx of ‘runs girls’.
Nigerian ladies have become so daring online. They don’t hide their pleasure trade anymore as its no more a thing of shame. They flaunt it like oil company workers. They state it on their profiles that they are marketing their bodies. 

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