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The administration of President Muhammadu Buhari has witnessed a disturbing inflation rate of 16.5% according to the
National Bureau of Statistics report for July, 2016 which has further
impoverished the masses he was voted to give a glimpse of hope and
survival.
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In
a survey through the participant observation method conducted in Festac
Town area of Lagos as well as on trending social media platforms,
startling details showed s*x prices have suffered about 60 to 100%
increment with the key players blaming the Buhari administration for the
towering hike.
Some
‘regular’ commercial s*x workers around 1st and 6th avenues in Festac
charge up to N4,000 to N5,000 for a ‘short time’ package which is for
only one round. The former basic price for such pleasure service around
December, 2015 was N2,000 or N3,000 depending on the beauty, body
structure and taste of the s*x worker in question.
An
all-night affair either in a hotel or a personal apartment will cost a
whooping sum of N10,000 to N15,000 and even N20,000 with the basic
‘street’ terms and conditions in application.
This
service before the doomed fate of the naira and the current
inflationary trend ranged from N5,000 to N7,000. The s*x workers have
also being so vicious and strict during negotiations compared to the
friendly and appealing antics put up in the past which could be adduced
to the level of discombobulation faced under the technical recession
being experienced in the country.
The
online market seems to have witnessed massive deregulation like the oil
sector in the country. Social media platforms like Eskimi.com, Insta.me
app, badoo.com, mobofree.com, Instagram and a host of others have been
saturated colossally by bleaching ladies scantily-clad to send encrypted
business messages to potential customers.
The
ones with conspicuous natural endowments such as pawpaw-like boobs and
gargantuan bums have a field day displaying their merchandise with men
trooping in for the pleasure business.
A
concerted study on the Insta.me application (insta chat) which is a
messenger app for people in the Instagram community revealed pleasure
sessions have gone up to N30,000 to N35,000 in a venture that didn’t
cost more than N7,000 to N10,000 in the past. Most of these ladies
adamantly defend their price tags which they term ‘non negotiable’.
Some
ladies due to low patronage during the week days which are taken
earnestly in Lagos volunteered to take as low as N10,000 to N12,000 for a
short time package of simply two rounds during the day.
Coughing
up these sums for money for low income earners especially in Lagos
where just over 20% of the working population earn over N100,000 as
monthly salaries has been excruciatingly inconvenient against the
backdrop of a compelling s*xual urge which could be herculean to
regulate among randy men.
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